by Nick Gisburne
A mouse was once invited to the Moon
To ponder on the Theory of Cheese
For if it could be eaten with a spoon
Would moonlight be too slippery to squeeze?
The Theory of Cheese
You'll only understand it if you sneeze
His first contention: positively yes
Was countered by a second: strictly no
So, rather than be seen to simply guess
The mouse, without a squeak, agreed to go
The Theory of Cheese
Is deeper than an ocean filled with peas
The jaunt became a farcical affair
When suddenly the navigating bat
Cried out, convinced the Moon was never there
And no one could persuade him. That was that
The Theory of Cheese
Particularly stinky in a breeze
They landed in the bosom of a tree
Too late for cheese, but just in time for tea
And after that they told their tale to me
Lyrics by Nick Gisburne
Music and vocals created by Suno
Adapted from the poem The Theory of Cheese
