Sunday 14 February 2021

Government Guidelines: Vacation Protocol

by Nick Gisburne



The sickness has infected sector nine
Possessions will be sterilised and burned
All passengers must strip and face the line
Approval for the shelter must be earned
Protection will be rendered by the spray
Do not inhale until you reach your mark
For those who wish to urinate or pray
Please use the hole provided after dark
A lethal strain, detected in the camp
Determines that we scan you for disease
A mandatory radiation lamp
Will enter as you bend and touch your knees
    A pill will be provided every day
    Without it you will die. Enjoy your stay