Wednesday 22 April 2020

Government Guidelines: Waste Disposal

by Nick Gisburne



Your final claim for mercy is denied
No further application can be made
The euthanising service we provide
Will verify the slaughter fees are paid
Your husband should be tethered to the roof
Disposal Unit Five will be deployed
Unless your pod is radiation-proof
The property will also be destroyed
Deductions for refusal to comply
Exceed the total credits you possess
Executive directives now apply
You have no legal means to seek redress
    Please read the list of freedoms you must waive
    Be vigilant. Be dutiful. Behave.