Wednesday, 6 May 2026

Government Guidelines: Statute R-16

by Nick Gisburne



You purposely unplugged your safety screen,
Through which you are unable to be scanned.
For violating Statute R-16
Surveillance of your sex life will expand.
A first infraction means you must disrobe,
On penalty of pain if you refuse.
Your body will be fitted with a probe,
Within whichever orifice we choose.
Unpack the pump provided. Keep it clean,
Disposing of the fluids you produce.
A sensory recording of the scene
Will show us any signs of self-abuse.
    Abandon hopes of hiding from our sight.
    Be sure we will be watching you tonight.