Friday, 1 May 2026

Government Guidelines: The Crucial Vote

by Nick Gisburne



To simplify the coming crucial vote,
Significant improvements will be made.
Before you try to register, please note:
The necessary levy must be paid.
The tolls for those who please us will be waived,
While those opposed will pay a polling tax.
You’ll need to give us every cent you’ve saved,
But only if you’re voting, so relax.
Anonymous no more, you may proceed,
Submitting to the biometric scan.
To legislate the unity we need,
Your government is pleased to push to this plan.
    Persuaded to support the other side?
    Remember. You can vote. You cannot hide.