Wednesday, 4 August 2021

Government Guidelines: Toxic Human Waste

by Nick Gisburne



The Ministry of Toxic Human Waste
Has classified your semen as ‘extreme’
The reproductive partners you debased
Were euthanised with hydrochloric steam
Unsanitary members of your clan
Including any foetus, child or clone
Are deemed to be a danger to the Plan
And subject to dispatch by sniper drone
Your DNA, illegal and unclean
Offends all basic standards of the law
Inform the nearest sentient machine
Destruction will eradicate the flaw
    The moment you released your shameful seed
    We rated you too dangerous to breed