by Nick Gisburne
I come in peace, you stupid little shits
But can’t believe what idiots you are
A planet full of nauseating twits
The worst I’ve ever visited, by far
A hundred fucking light years, just for this
The toss I do not give you is depressed
I’ve had a more sophisticated piss
Who fails the ‘I know what I’m doing’ test?
Oh look, a choice, before I wipe you out:
The blue, or red, disintegration ray?
I do not give a monkey’s what you shout
Your pointless world has pooped its final day
I cannot see a single thing to like
So 5-4-3-2-bollocks! Nuclear strike!
