by Nick Gisburne
Secretive scanning of teddy bears shows
These are the deadliest demons of all
Simply by taming the squash of the nose
Civilisation is fated to fall
Science is certain that squeezable bears
Fed by the force of affectionate waves
Smothered in cuddles and sugary squares
Waken as murderous soldiers and slaves
Witness the future, the bear with a soul
This is the titan, the teddy we seek
Ultimate power, the paws of control
Fear it, that frightening, fluffy physique
Furry magnificence, more than a toy
Saggy assassins, they squeeze and destroy
