Friday 2 July 2021

For Women of a Problematic Age

by Nick Gisburne



My clever apparatus is unique
A little light discomfort, but I swear
With minimal adjustment, just a tweak
Its engine heralds happiness ‘down there’
Before your very nose, delicious smells
Their nutty, fruity, flowery bouquet
Will permeate the region as it swells
And push unpleasant elements away
For women of a problematic age
A youthful vim and vigour will return
Bohemian relief is all the rage
As every lady customer can learn
    For seven shillings only, my device
    Compares with timid treatments twice the price