by Nick Gisburne
I’m here to tell you everything you need
To kill and cook the fairy folk with ease
A hunting knife will gut them as they bleed
A cleaver severs swiftly at the knees
A magical variety of bait
Will charm these cunning creatures to the hook
To serve at supper, simply slice or grate
Or why not buy my Fairy Feasting book?
Try fairy fillets, sautéed in the sun
There’s something here for every diner’s taste
My roasted fairy finger food is fun
And boil the bones for soup - no mess, no waste
Be careful when you fry a fairy’s wing
The glitter, in your eyes, can really sting
