by Nick Gisburne
The 1950s mother! Here, today!
A marvel, unlike anything you’ve seen
You won’t find cheaper! Nothing more to pay!
Controllable and willing, meek but keen
She cooks, she cleans, she washes, wipes and dries
Designed to serve and follow every rule
Authentic and complete - she even cries!
And why not let her take the kids to school?
For parties she’s the hostess with it all
Attentive, humble, never in the way
And after dark, when bedtime duties call
She’ll soon agree to anything you say
The 1950s mother! Try one, now!
For men who want it all, but don’t care how
